Went out last night. Got drunk off some lame chick mudslide drinks. Went home. Found a hot guy. We walked to the gas station to buy cigs at 4am. Flirted it up with the gas attendant, and got free cigs. Love life. Was walking home and realized we didnt have a lighter to fire up those bad boys. Fuck my life. Found a shady hotel. Walked into the first bedroom we saw and hung out with a bunch of potheads in order to get a light. Couldve gotten roofied. Finished walking home. Jumped in bed with the hot guy, blackout style. Woke up with no pants. Turned over. Saw the hot guy..also with no pants on. And so did my roommate who came out from the next bedroom. She smoked pot last night. Still trying to figure out who made us mudslides…HOLYHANGOVER