My fiance went out of town to visit family. My first weekend in the past year to get a little crazy with the boys. Friday was mellow but Saturday started off early at the beach. We went to a white party all day and then I rallied in my all white attire to Apple with one of my clients. Don’t need to get into details, but I was extremely hammered. After the club I went home alone and horny. I decided to dive into my secret porn stash. I spread out my DVDs on the floor and popped one in. I went for the amateur porn. You know, the real stuff. I started to go to town on my hog. Things were progressing quite nicely when the front door opened. My fiance walked in! She decided to surprise me by coming home early. New porn hiding place in the works…HOLYHANGOVER