Actuary, Houston TX
I hate flying. I had to take a flight to Hawaii for my best friend’s wedding a couple months ago. I was extremely nervous to say the least. My anxiety kicked in when I got on the flight. As soon as I sat down, I flagged down the flight attendant. I started downing as many Jack and Diets as humanly possible. I’d overdone it. I grabbed the sick bag mid-way through the flight and threw up. The woman next to me said, “Wow, I’ve never seen anyone use one of those before!”…HOLYHANGOVER
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