It’s Spring Break and we’re in Cancun getting shit faced at Senor Frog’s! We’re all slamming shots and 3 ft tall beers… We’re dancing, sucking face with total strangers, with each other, and a bunch of us even went down the water slide. Absolute rager! Hammered, soaked, and exhausted, we decided to head back to the hotel. We get outside the club and realize that one of our friends is still inside. Me and my buddy head back in to find him while the rest of our friends head back.

It takes us forever to find him, but we do. This mother fucker is sitting at a table in between two chicks, and he’s sucking face with both of them! Switching back and forth between the two, grabbing their titties, etc etc… Only he’s got major beer goggles, cuz these chicks aren’t hot. We tried to rescue him, but he got all pissy like we were ruining his game or something.

We finally pull him away and explain to him that: a) He’s drunk, b) The chicks aren’t hot, c) He’s drunk, d) We gotta be up early to catch our flight, and e) He’s really really drunk. He says, “So? One of the chicks is from the Real World, man!” He jumps back into the fray. We decide it’s okay to let him be. We head back to the hotel and crash out.

Our buddy finds his way back, we make our flight, yada yada yada… Two months later, we’re watching the new season of the Real World. My buddy points out the chick he hooked up with. He’s so proud, De La Hoya couldn’t knock the grin off his face. Until episode 3 that is… When the chick revealed that she was a post-op! We all start giving him shit for hooking up with a tranny. “…Sorry for partying!” That’s all he said…HOLYHANGOVER