Me and the boys were ragging on our buddy, cuz he’d tagged this chick earlier in the night but hadn’t made a move yet. So she’s standing by the bar and this guy’s just talking her ear off. So I say, “Hear’s your chance. Go rescue her from that loser.”

My buddy gets a couple drinks from the bar, walks over to her, and hands the chick a drink. She says no thank you and turns back to the “loser.” So my buddy taps her on the shoulder and says, “Take it.” She glares at him, then turns her back on him, again. Now my buddy’s furious. I mean his feelings are hurt, and he don’t take rejection too well. He thinks he’s better looking than this guy, he spent ten bucks on this drink, and she’s obviously annoyed with the “loser.” What’s the problem, right?

So he taps her on the shoulder again. She says, “What do you want?” He says, “I thought you needed rescuing.” She shoves him, pours the drink on his head, and says, “Yeah, from you!”…HOLYHANGOVER