My fiance and I were at a friend’s wedding, when we (mainly my fiance) drank way too much. There was also an after-party at the hotel where we were staying. We finally passed out around 5am in our hotel room… I wake up about an hour later to my fiance shuffling around. I first hear him peeing in the corner of the room (not in a toilet), next I hear banging noises. I turned the light on to see him sleeping in the fetal position ON TOP of a desk! As I got him off the desk and back in bed (laughing hysterically at him) he kept yelling at me “Why are you laughing? The chicken is fine! I didn’t burn the chicken!!”…HOLYHANGOVER