So we were on this trip to Seattle for a few days. Why Seattle, you ask? Well that’s a different story, but let’s just say we didn’t quite make it to Vancouver.

Bottle of wine and some beers later, we head towards the beach, but get lost and both have to pee, so we find a little community park instead of the beach. I head for the bathroom but my friend decides on the closest tree, only to be yelled at by some neighborhood kids to “put that thing away”. He decides against the tree and heads for the bathroom.

30 minutes later as we are chilling in the park, we watch as a police car drives around the park and heads right towards the neighborhood kids. He parks, talks to them, then starts to head towards us. When he arrives he points at the bathroom and asks us if we know what it is.  My buddy says, “I never went on the tree, sir.” The next thing you know he’s cuffed and in the back of the police car, going to jail for public urination or indecent exposure (or both).

Now I am scrambling to figure out how to keep my friend out of jail and from missing both our flights. I’m trying to reason with the cop and I think he was trying to decide whether to arrest me too or to let my friend go. Finally he tells me to go around the corner and he would drop off my buddy in 5 minutes.

I wasn’t very trusting of the cop, but I was out of options, so I drove off around the corner with my friend looking at me from the back of the cop car thinking that I just ditched him. Sure enough, the cop drops off my friend and tells both of us “I never wanna see your faces again!”…HOLYHANGOVER