So I was so excited to see this girl that I had hooked up with a week before. She had a boyfriend, but no matter, he was outta town. I was nervous to see her so I threw back a few jack and cokes at the local bar. Then, I saw her! Boy was she pissed. I guess word had gotten back to her bf that we hooked up. She cussed me out. I cried. She made me tell her boyfriend via voicemail that nothing had happened. (I’m a pussy.) I stormed off and went for a run to clear my head. I started to run around campus but got winded after about half a mile. (I’m such a pussy.) I walked home alone and exhausted. (God, I’m a fucking pussy.)…HOLYHANGOVER