I was at a friend’s house when the cops came. So, patiently,we all waited in the backyard for it to clear out… until someone shouts “That’s a flashlight!” The cops come around back and thirty of us run off into the woods, some of us running into trees, some taking refuge behind them, while others kept running. About a mile in, we’re all scattered off into smaller groups. My friend and I lose our shoes so, logically, we piggy-back on each other for about another mile until we reach our rendenvous at a major highway, where  other friends are to shuttle us out of danger. Finally, we stumble to the highway. We look around and see our friends slowly emerge from the woods like zombies crawling to our safe haven. Situation averted!…HOLYHANGOVER