Student, Denver CO
A couple months ago my friend “Jackie” and I went to The Nuggets game and got completely trashed. Since we lived only a couple blocks away we decided to walk home. One our way home we missed the sign that read “WARNING DITCH’ and “Jackie” fell into a ditch pulling me along with her. The ditch was 7 feet deep and 100 yards long and was dug to fix a leaking septic pipe. We were stuck in 1 foot of shit water for an hour…HOLYHANGOVER
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