After a lonnnnngggg night of drinking…I did…the usual…dived into my porn collection and pulled out a little film starring Tera P. After getting out my lotion, lighting a candle, and popping in the DVD, I got completely naked and started… you know… cleaning my rifle. The last thing i remember is whacking off at the foot of my bed…  the T.V. still on, naked, with lotion in my left hand.  I woke up with the T.V. off, the lotion put away, tucked neatly into bed..still naked…I’m 27 and still living with my mom. Yup… just me and mom…I stumbled into the living room the next morning, and mom smiles at me… “I put your DVD back in your closet.” …HOLYHANGOVER