A little while back went to the I am Legend Premiere out in New York. The after party was a who’s who of celebrities so I knocked down a few cocktails to take the edge off. Before I knew it, I was completely wasted and figured it was time to leave before I made an ass of myself. Time to hit up a club with the friends. Then it gets blurry, vaguely remember being in the club for a second and walking down to the subway alone. I wake up in the subway, walk up the steps and realize it was daylight. Still have my wallet and keys which is good but find a mustard packet and a splenda in my pocket. WTF! So, I go home and check my credit card statement online (had no cash on me). I spent $2.35 at White Castle out in New Jersey! How the fuck did I get there and what did I buy that required mustard and splenda?…HOLYHANGOVER