Have no idea how I got home last night, but i woke up this morning using my open laptop as a pillow. I lifted my head and the imprint from the keys was on my face, and saw that the website assparade was up. Apparently I was so drunk I failed to masturbate the night previous, so I finished the job in the morn…HOLYHANGOVER
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