My first weekend at college, I decided to get obliterated to make things more comfortable with my new “friends,” if you could call them that at this point considering I had only just met them. I blacked out at the pre-game, woke up in a strange bed, and discovered a pool of blood on the pillow! I jumped to my feet, sprinted to the bathroom, and found a 3 inch gash underneath my chin. Apparently, I had tripped over an ethernet chord in my friend’s room and my face smashed into a wooden chair. I claimed it didn’t hurt and just went to bed. I spent the first 2 weeks of school with a Hello Kitty band-aid on my face…HOLYHANGOVER!