It was my birthday. Mission…get into Apple. This is normally an attainable feat, considering that I am somewhat of a celebrity. But on this day, not only did I have a 30 guy to 10 girl ratio. It just so happened that ten of these guys were Indian! The plan…implement Operation Indian Distribution. Oh, did I mention I was on a school bus. I jumped on the loudspeaker. “Listen everybody! We need everyone to split up into groups! Two guys to every girl and one Indian. Please take care of your Indian. Do not leave your Indian behind. Love and cherish your Indian.” Things were happening…when four Indians came back dejected I walked up to the club twenty strong, seven Indians still remaining. Determined, I marched up to the door…We raged all night..HOLYHANGOVER!!