Musician, Pheonix AZ
I was in Texas for a family vacation…I got completely ****-faced and pissed on the living room sofa, proceeded to cuss out my grandma about her dog, ate two footlong hotdogs, tried to ride the ironing board down the stairs, texted my ex-boyfriend, got burnt by a cigarette, and fell asleep naked in the front yard… HOLYHANGOVER
0




